Job Centre

Got in there quick need Jobseekers at £64 per week. Interviewed by the same woman from 2007. She was all over me as she remembered me. You are in Marketing, says she, I don't need to tell you how to look for a job!!

Back for first session, the guy behind the desk says it will be quick today. Sign your declaration. I was there 10 seconds tops.

Back with him today, 2 weeks later same dialogue. 8 seconds this time.

There was loads of people in Heroin House, as it is know locally, but there was more staff. They need a kick up the arse really and some style tips too. Who told girls that fleeces are attractive?